July 2012
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If each boy of One Direction was a GPS..
Harry: Erm, basically you...uh..drive...for like....1 mile...then..you erm..you..missed..the..turn...Re..calculat...ing.
Louis: Listen bitch, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss is that is your own problem not mine.
Zayn: Aha enjoy the car ride that is life..turn left at the next intersection.
Niall: Turn right into the McDonald's drive thru you cunt.I want a sandwhich!
Liam: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, I am sorry! That was really bossy of me! I am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! I am so sorry. I am going to hell. Oh no I just said hell! Oh my gosh!I am so sorry god. Please forgive me.
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I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
benedictatorship:
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me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
real life friends:
me:
real life friends:
internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM
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If you are even a small part of the BBC Sherlock...
jennstarkid:
everything will be explained later
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My brother linked me to this 50 Shades of Grey... →
helsinki-syndrome:
This is a piece of beauty.
This.is.awesome.
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stilinskeez:
first world problem: having to refer to someone in a tv show/movie as the character’s name because your friends for some reason don’t know the actors name and entire imdb filmography and age and whether or not they are married like you do
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
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After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is...
– Aldous Huxley, The Rest is Silence
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youreawizardmerlin:
the historians were wrong
patrick henry did not, in fact, say “give me liberty or give me death”
what he actually said was “GIVE ME THE MERLIN BLOOPERS AND SERIES 5 TRAILER OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL GIVE YOU DEATH”
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